My Cat Tipu

So, Tipu's behavior has been pretty upsetting lately.  

Kitten: It started out that he was really clingy and couldn't live with out mommy... like any little boy I suppose.

Adolescent: Then he started chillin' out. Still required attention but not as much.

Teen: Then he started rebelling and doing everything in his power to drive mom nuts. I still let him live at home and all and merely encouraged him to leave and do something productive during the day.

Young Man: Then he met girls and started coming home after hours and eventually only to eat. This was all ok. Mom knows how to let go.

Just plain unnatural: But the other day he just really did something to make me sad. Really sad. We were chillin' in the house watching tv. He had already eaten and I was frankly surprised that he stayed for the time he did. We cuddled for a bit and then he went to the door and meowed for his release. Which I granted with relative confusion. And low and behold the little shit head went straight to the neighbors' door and started meowing for them to grant him entrance to their home! I was utterly appalled and thoroughly ass-hurt.

And then he had the audacity to go out and kill something and regurgitate an organ that closely resembled the image of a fetus on my front door step. Lovely thing to start your morning with. Really.

I'm kind of traumatized. Almost as much so as the time Tipu tried to seduce me...

 And I wonder why the men I know hate cats...